GAP tank top from the 90s. Hibiscus pattern. Sleeveless. Stretches. Size large.
I once dated a man who made six figures but still asked me to split a $7 tank of gas. He made six figures, but Venmo requested me $3 for laundry, $2.75 for the bus, and $2 for a cookie all in one day. He made six figures but complained if I served myself a little too much cereal, smoked a little too much from his pen, or took a bigger bite than I should have out of his burger. He made six figures, and I made one figure, but none of that mattered because what is chivalry, anyway?
Well, let me tell you: chivalrous are the men who make less-figures! It's a conundrum indeed, and one I do not understand, but broke men make better boyfriends than bankers. No doubt about it. It was, after all, a broke-broke man who gave me this top! He wrapped it all nice and pretty and sent it to my apartment with a bouquet of hibiscus flowers flown in from Tahiti. Isn't that romantic? So romantic! The only problem is that he doesn't want to be my boyfriend, so I'm selling it to piss him off.
