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Nude Slit Skirt

Nude Slit Skirt

Regular price $56.00 CAD
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Nude, slit, midi skirt from the early 2000s. Elastic waist. Stretchy. Fabric imported from France. Made in U.S.A. Size S/M on tag, but should fit up to a Large too. Refer to measurements below.

*Skirt is pinned on for photos.

For better or for worse, I have an unparalleled aptitude for riling people up and razing my relationships to the ground when I'm in the mood. A good mood. The former is expendable to this story, but the latter is precisely the kernel of it all. And the way I did this -- at least most recently -- is via TikTok. The TikTok has since been taken down so DON'T even try to look for it because it's not there, but yeah. A TikTok ended my relationship. 

I thought it was a joke at the time but he did not, and I understand him now, sort of. There were obviously plenty of OTHER things going on, and I mostly blame myself for those things this time. I was unduly cold, cynical, and unforgiving and I regret that, truly. It was undeserved. But in my defense, I'd heard "sorry" one too many times, and had checked out a long time ago. I love the dude but wasn't in love any longer. It just took me too long to realize that. 

That day -- TikTok Day -- was a very somber, heavy, and unpleasant day. So, I went shopping. And the only positive thing that came out of this very somber, heavy, and unpleasant day was THIS skirt!! I LOVE this skirt but it reminds me too much of TikTok Day, and I prefer to rid myself of those garments which haunt me; in this case, TikTok skirt. 

Fit: Size S/M on tag; fits more like a Medium, but it's very stretchy and should fit S-L. See measurements. 

Measurements: Waist stretches from 28" to 37", Length is 25", Slit is 13"

Materials: 90% nylon, 10% spandex

Condition: Good; moderate pilling at waist and some loose threads (not visible when worn)

 

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