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Long Suede Coat

Long Suede Coat

Regular price $ 2,089.00 MXN
Regular price $ 2,458.00 MXN Sale price $ 2,089.00 MXN
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Long, blue-gray, suede coat from the 1970s. Collar. V-neck. Button closure. Swirl appliqués on pockets and collar. Fits like a size large. See measurements below. 

*Coat is not pinned on for photos

Every beautiful person needs a beautiful coat in their life, and this might be the one for you! Is that garbled? Jumbled? Muddled? I just took Adderall for the first time, and my heart is beating soooooo fast! There’s a steady brown noise ringing through my ears, and stringing words together feels harder than usual.

I didn’t take Adderall to concentrate because I do not need to concentrate. I’m searching for novelty?? I suppose. Life right now feels like the stale white bread my brother left in the refrigerator two weeks ago, and I want Panettone. I want zest and sweetness and my own heavy cupola to place front and center on the kitchen table. I want Panettone, so I took Adderall. Two.

I lament to report that there is no novelty in Adderall, however, and I still haven't written a word about this coat. So, I'll say that this coat is very good for ultra-cold-morning coffee runs. It's good for Friendsgiving dinners, taking your parents to lunch, and crying in Central Park. This coat is ideal for breaking up with your boyfriend and helping your friend write her own break-up text for her boyfriend. It's suitable for most occasions because it's demure but spunky, and you can't find it at Aritzia. It goes with everything and it would look beautiful on you. I do not recommend Adderall, but I do this coat.  

Fit: No size tag; fits like a large

Measurements: 17" shoulder, 44" bust, 46" length, 22" sleeves

Condition: Good; tiny marks throughout (demonstrated in last two photos). Not visible when worn.

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