Flower-pattern, baby blue pants from the 90s. Zip and button closure. High-waisted. Size XS.
I’d love to wear these pants to church, but I haven’t been since April 1, 2018. Except I wouldn’t wear them to church with a t-shirt or six-inch platforms. I’d wear them with a baby tee and the Marc Jacobs Kiki boots – seven-inch platforms. I mean this with all due respect to God, who, in my opinion, would not judge me for wearing a baby tee and platforms to church.
Church is fun because churchgoers are humble, and that’s a wonderful trait in people. I think it’s beautiful to dedicate one’s life to a higher purpose, which is why I immediately fall for guys who are obsessed with me! I like when men do things that men wouldn’t normally do, for you, you know? It’s soooooo hot to see you carrying my python Nano around Midtown East because my very fragile, female shoulder is tired! What’s also hot is when men buy vintage clothes for their girlfriends – which I, and probably you, did not realize was a thing until now. Believe me, it’s true! They exist! But you can also buy them for yourself if your boyfriend sucks – like mine.
