Black, red, and blue color block dress from the 1980s. Shoulder pads. Six gold-colored buttons. Two pockets. Hook and concealed zipper on back. Long sleeve. Knee-length. Made of wool and acrylic. Stretchy. Size Petite Small on tag, but fits more like a regular small. See measurements below.
We all lie in the bed we make for ourselves, and I really do not like this bed at all. Because if my situation were a bed, it'd be a too-tall, rock-hard, twin-sized bed, pushed up against a desk for a headboard, in a cramped freshman's dorm room.
I made microwaveable oatmeal for an unemployed ex-semi-boyfriend once. It had goji berries, granola, bananas, frozen berries, and honey, and I brought him cookies from an event I was at, too. We ate it on my too-tall, rock-hard, twin-sized bed and listened to playlists off my phone because I didn't have a speaker at the time. He gave me one eventually. It was fun. It was nice. Except now I'm all alone on my metaphorical twin-sized bed, and there isn't a bowl of microwaveable oatmeal in sight. I can no longer afford goji berries, nor can I eat the granola in my cupboard because the unemployed ex-semi-boyfriend bought that for me, too. My bed is a mess, and I can't spare the dime I need to wash it.
Aren't those little paragraphs just soooo sad? I hope you feel bad for me. I hope you'll pray for me too, and hand over that damn dime I need to go to the laundromat. Better yet, you can buy this dress -- let this be a proper exchange! Please, I do not like this bed and I am suffocating underneath the covers.
Label: Liz Claiborne
Fit: Fits like a small; size PS on tag
Measurements: 16" shoulder, 36" bust, 36" length (stretches)
Condition: Excellent; a few loose threads and slight pilling at shoulders
