Silk-blend and sparkly Dolce & Gabbana blazer from the 90s. Button Closure. Pointed Collar. Made in Italy. No size tag, but can fit S-M.
When you're sad and want to mope, scream, and sleep all at once, there are a few things that can help: dunking your head in ice-cold water (in thirty-second intervals), crying on the phone to your ex-boyfriend (just this once), and (momentarily) feeding into a raging addiction of your choice. But only as a lapse, not a relapse. I read all of this in a biology book, so I hope it's helpful.
I, however, have an odd penchant for self-destruction in moments like these, and that I do not recommend. What I do recommend is being utterly ostentatious, likely against your own sad will. Wear hella makeup, glitter and all of that, and craft a fabulous, sparkly, and genius outfit that you'd never wear in your right mind. IT WORKS. Trust me.
This fabulous and oh-so-sparkly Dolce & Gabbana blazer is the perfect starting point for your fabulous, genius, sparkly outfit. You can even wear it as a cape like me! The only other thing you need for this Concoction for Happiness is a little effort. And also style, but that's not my problema.
Label: Dolce & Gabbana
Fit: No size tag, but fits like a medium
Measurements: 35" bust, 34" waist, 15" shoulder, 22" length, 26.5" sleeves
Materials: Not listed; feels like silk-blend
Condition: Very good; faint pull
