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Gucci Velvet Bell-Bottoms

Gucci Velvet Bell-Bottoms

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Burgundy-ish, but mostly brown, velvet Gucci bell-bottoms from early 2000s collection. Mid-rise, slit pockets, zip and hook closure. Made in Italy. Fit like a M/L. Refer to measurements below.

*Pants are pinned on for photos.

I am currently suffering from mild nicotine withdrawals, and I'm unable to write a proper pants description as a result. Brown? Cute? Soft? Vintage? I can't THINK! But I can tell you what I know: Zendaya is a great actress (just saw the finale), Medicaid sucks, hot showers are very soothing for a raging uterus, and Texas is a beautiful state.

Texas is a beautiful state, but I nearly lost my mind when I was there -- and Texas is not a very comfortable place to almost lose your mind in. I began smoking cigarettes around the time I lost my mind, and today I do regret it. Today, and only today... I do apologize for failing you, but I hope I can convey what a wonderful pair of VELVET GUCCI PANTS these are. I can ascertain to you, my dear, that they are a stellar pair of pants, as well as appropriate for all sorts of occasions: for a job interview, a party, Halloween, meeting your boyfriend's parents for the first time, and one-upping your sister.

I can picture myself wearing these pants on that first cold day of the year, right after the summer ends; when putting on a sweater again feels THRILLING, and your morning cigarette tastes better than ever before. I am not promoting cigarettes. I'm just saying that they taste better in sixty-degree weather. And they do.

Label: Gucci

Fit: M/L

Measurements: 30" waist, 35.5" inseam, 8.5" rise

Materials: Cotton

Condition: Very good vintage condition; minor pilling and discoloration, one loose seam at inner leg opening

 

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