Handmade, baby blue pinafore dress from the 1980s. Wide, non-adjustable straps. Lace and ribbon details. Unlined, but not very see-through. No size tag, but fits like an XS/S. See measurements below.
Domesticity is the key to a man's heart and that's why men love me, because I am multifaceted. I am domestic-y (Mexican) but also addicted to pills (American). I can cook well but am oft too impatient to. I can manage the perfect balance between looking hot and not being too revealing. I can be a stone-cold bitch (Sorry, I'm a Leo) but am, nevertheless, wildly devoted to my friends, family, and sometimes the men I'm with (Like I said, a Leo). I can be sweet, too.
Equilibrium is key! Never let a man fully get to know you. Keep secrets. Put on a show. Leave him guessing. Be sane, level-headed, and polite, but pop the fuck off if you're disrespected. Don't play games, but do not get sloppy either. Always be one step ahead!
The last tip I have for dealing with those animals is to wear this dress if you want to make a man fall in love with you. Then ask him The 36 Questions That Lead To Love, written by the Failing New York Times. Worked three times for me! Until it didn't :)
Fit: XS/S (no size tag)
Measurements: 31"bust, 31" length (including straps)
Condition: Good; one small spot on left strap, and slight discoloration near hemline (shown in last four photos)
