Lilac, silk Moschino pants from the 1990s. Straight leg. Mid-rise. Zip closure. Made in Italy. Waist is 29 inches. Fit like a size medium or loose small, depending on measurements. See below.
*Pants are pinned on for photos
I’d trade my firstborn for these pants, and that says a lot because I’m currently watching The Handmaid’s Tale. Luckily for all, however, I do not have any “borns” (yet), and The Handmaid’s Tale is fake – at least in New York! Also luckily for all, these pants do not fit me and that’s why they’re for sale – and a little bit crinkled in the photos, too. (Sorry about that…) Nevertheless, these pants are unlike any others I have ever seen, and possibly you too because I’ve seen it all, baby!
Have you ever seen a man on a bike hit by a Hyundai? The bloodstain from his head wound splattered on Second Avenue? An eight-year-old hallucinate, and stab a pencil all the way through her classmate’s hand? What about a man who loves you all the same, despite being exiled to the Friend Zone? Highly unlikely… So, believe me when I say these pants are one of a kind, and you’ll never see another like them!
Label: Moschino
Fit: No size tag, but fit like a size medium or loose small
Measurements: 29” waist, 37” hips, 28” inseam
Materials: 51% silk, 49% polyester
Condition: Excellent; slight pull at hem, small scratch on button, slight pilling at interior, and small mark in between pant legs; demonstrated in last photo (not visible when worn).
