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Pink Accordion Blazer

Pink Accordion Blazer

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Pink, accordion pleat blazer with collar. Lettuce trim at placket, bottom hem, and sleeves ends. Button closure. Soft and stretchy. From the 80s. Fits S-M best. 

If you're trying to have an affair with your boss, like so many other gals in New York, then this is the blazer for you! A very close friend of mine began an affair with her Mormon manager thanks to a blazer much like this one, except it was ugly but a blazer nonetheless. Her Mormon manager is named Maverick (he'll never see this), and he makes her cry at least once a week. He tends to bail on her last minute and likes to blame his kids because he has, like, twenty of them and abuses the fact that my friend would never get upset with him for something involving his hundreds of children. He promises to leave his wife, but he never does and tries to compensate for it by gifting my friend socks on her birthday. So, I speak from secondhand experience when I recommend against fucking your Mormon manager, but you may be hard-headed and, if so, then I recommend this blazer for you!

Fit: No size tag, but fits like a medium or oversized small!

Measurements: 38" bust, 21" sleeves, 17" shoulder, 20" length

Condition: Excellent


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