Vintage baby pink button-down dress from the 1950s. Sailor collar. Shoulder pads. Short sleeves. Unlined. Fitted waist. Size US 0, and fits like an XS. Moderate condition. See measurements and description below.
This dress fits sooooooooo well, and will really boost your self-esteem as it did mine. You see, I've been feeling really UGLY lately because I've been drinking a lot and it's making my arms fat. I have no problem with fat-ness, but my mom traumatized me when I was seven by saying that if I ate more than one hot dog, I'd have hips like my aunt, and I've been unnecessarily and overly critical of my flesh suit ever since. I think every girl is, though, and my roommate agrees with me. You probably do, too.
I don't care what other people look like, and I know other people don't care what I look like, and I know having fat arms from drinking too much doesn't make me ugly because I'm beautiful. But ugly or not, this dress will make you pretty. If you're already pretty, it'll make you prettier. It will also make you unique because there ain't no other bitch out there with a dress like this! If you like it, buy it, and if you don't, you're dumb.
Fit: US 0/XS
Measurements: 16" shoulder, 34" bust, 30" length
Condition: Moderate; missing top button, marks near waistline, shoulders, and collar (demonstrated in last six photos)
