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Red Cardigan

Red Cardigan

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Vintage cable knit, wool cardigan. High neck. Buttons down the front. Stretchy material. Size large on tag. See measurements below. 

When you love someone, you let shit slide for the good of the relationship, and that's why I forgive my ex for saying I look amazing in this sweater. I forgive him, not for the compliment, but because he's very obviously baiting me, and it obviously works every single time. He's a master at caressing (manipulating) my Leo Ego for attention, and I'm a pro at yielding to his every desire. A match made in heaven, aren't we?

But we're cool, it's cool, and I know he means it when he says I look amazing in this sweater because he's still in love with me, and he knows that I know that he's still in love with me. My brother called me "confrontational" for saying this -- for telling my ex that he's still in love with me, but it isn't confrontation if the premise is widely accepted by all parties. And it is. He laughed when I said this.

Now, call it baiting or not, one cannot deny that I do look amazing in this sweater, and so would you! The color is lovely, the wool is warm, the buttons adorable, and the cable knit is so cute. I would never advise a woman to dress for a man, so that's not what I'm saying, but if you've been hoping to hear from your ex... this sweater is the match for you. Just post it on your story. Wait it out. You'll see. 

Fit: Large on tag and very stretchy, but would fit a medium well too

Measurements: 17" shoulder, 36"-45" bust (stretches), 22" length

Materials: 100% wool

Condition: Excellent

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